Oh sweet childhood of ours!

This one was a request and I am delivering, late (super late) but it’s here nonetheless…

Let’s talk about childhood, not the traumas because those are being saved for a book that will later become a thriller movie. Today we’ll be doing a super quick overview of some funny memories, bloopers as my sister calls them, but all in fun spirits. I won’t be naming names but if you know us then y’all know who done what.

There were some real “mysteries” like the one who would hide the pencils and then ask you for them, not the best criminal in town but she got a good laugh out of it!

We also had some crises adverted like a hammer that barely didn’t make it to someone’s head, or the slaps that could’ve started bigger fights but ended up in laughter. And then there were slaps that did make it to bigger fights, good job you, good job!

Impossible not to mention the karate kid impersonator featuring a wardrobe malfunction.

Some real scary stuff could include a near death experience that ended up being just a drunk teenager in the back seat with a mean hangover the next day, or the punches in the stomach that were stretched and later used as blackmail to not sleep alone.

We had falls galore including the runway fails and the downhill domino falls.

Finally, we can add some fun adventures like the cushions that had nothing to envy Aladdin’s flying carpet, except these were getting down and dirty, literally going downhill on the grass. We also had the pajamas that doubled as wigs and the lipsticks that cross-trained as eyeshadows and/or blush.

It’s worth mentioning that many songs were sung, dances were danced, and instruments were improvised… and yet, not surprisingly, no band was ever formed.

Your cast may, or may not include, a mini dracula, a potential UFC trainee, the original (uncast) Dora the Explorer, and a Moesha double and look-alike (iykyk).